| Roster Maneuvering Brought To You By The Rule V Draft |
| How does it feel to be Les Walrond? Imagine going from a World Series winning organization to a waiver pick up of the Toronto Blue Jays, and now being sold into indentured servitude to a Japanese baseball sweatshop. Enjoy pitching on three days rest while trained assassins keep their nun
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| via Drunk Jays Fans,Fri, Nov 21 2008 , By Dustin Parkes http://www.blogger.com/profile/01737138226560178279 dustin.parkes@gmail.com |
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| Jays could offer Burnett long-term deal |
| Jays could offer Burnett long-term deal
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| via Toronto Blue Jays News,Fri, Nov 21 2008 , By Jordan Bastian |
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| 5th year could keep Blue Jays in hunt for Burnett (Yahoo! Sports |
| The Toronto Blue Jays aren't going to have the ability to outspend their competitors in the race to sign
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| via Yahoo! Sports,Fri, Nov 21 2008 , By Jordan Bastian |
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| Nothing much for news today so thought I'd put up one of my favorite bits Abbott and Costello's |
| Nothing much for news today so thought I'd put up one of my favorite bits Abbott and Costello's Who's on First
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| via Bluebird Banter,Fri, Nov 21 2008 , By rincewind |
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| Bleaching Your Teeth, Smiling Flash, Talking Trash Under Your Breath |
| The biggest Jay news today was that J.P. Ricciardi told reporters that he was not averse to the idea of going 5 years on A.J. Burnett. That is potentially news because it's not clear that the Yankees or the Red Sox are willing to go to 5 years. Ricciardi stressed
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| via Bluebird Banter,Fri, Nov 21 2008 , By hugo |
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| Blue Jays shift around 40-man roster |
| Blue Jays shift around 40-man roster
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| via Toronto Blue Jays News,Thu, Nov 20 2008 , By Jordan Bastian |
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| No Manny, Says JP |
| Here's what Ricciardi told Jayson Stark of ESPN : "We won't be involved with Manny. That keeps coming up, but it's not true. I think one reason is that Manny has always liked it in Toronto. He's hit more home runs here than anybody. And he likes the city, because
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| via Drunk Jays Fans,Thu, Nov 20 2008 , By Stoeten http://www.blogger.com/profile/11599405668168100016 noreply@blogger.com |
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| George Steinbrenner Loses Control |
| No, I'm not writing about fine motor skills. Those were likely lost a long time ago. I'm writing about some unexpected events that transpired today when baseball owners unanimously approved Steinbrenner's youngest son Hal as the controlling owner of the New York Yankees. What does this mean? Absolutely nothing. The
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| via Drunk Jays Fans,Thu, Nov 20 2008 , By Dustin Parkes http://www.blogger.com/profile/01737138226560178279 dustin.parkes@gmail.com |
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| Manny likes Jays, but they don't want him |
| Click on the link above to read the story
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| via Toronto Blue Jays News,Thu, Nov 20 2008 , By Dustin Parkes http://www.blogger.com/profile/01737138226560178279 dustin.parkes@gmail.com |
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| David From Saskatchewan's Creepiness Matched Only By Little Boy Man Voice |
| I haven't been this severely weirded out since I had that dream where my girlfriend was embodied in an owl. A little further research (read: scoping out his YouTube page ) reveals that our friendly editorial commenter is actually 22 years old. 22 years old! The little delectable bowl of
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| via Drunk Jays Fans,Thu, Nov 20 2008 , By Dustin Parkes http://www.blogger.com/profile/01737138226560178279 dustin.parkes@gmail.com |
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| Baseball Faced Speculation |
| As left handed relievers continue to be the only free agents signing contracts, my thoughts wander to a particular southpaw who comes out of the Blue Jays bullpen to a little musical number that I like to call Duality by Slipknot. Since even before P.R. Ricciardi's proclamation that the budgie
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| via Drunk Jays Fans,Thu, Nov 20 2008 , By Dustin Parkes http://www.blogger.com/profile/01737138226560178279 dustin.parkes@gmail.com |
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| You Half-Japanese Girls; You Do It To Me Every Time |
| This story in today's Globe and Mail combines everything I love in a story: Female Athletes, Japanese Baseball, and Knuckleballers. Eri Yoshida, a 16-year old young woman and high school student in Japan has been drafted to play for the Kobe 9 Cruise, a professional baseball team in Kobe, Japan
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| via Bluebird Banter,Thu, Nov 20 2008 , By hugo |
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| The Dangling Conversation, Part IV - We Speak of Things That Matter And Words That Must Be Said |
| Rincewind: So who should bat leadoff? Hugo: Hmmm. With the Jays" current personnel, no one is really suited for the leadoff role. Early in his career, Aaron Hill showed some glimpses of possibly developing towards the role (he OBPed .342 over about 2/3 of a season as a 23-year old,
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| via Bluebird Banter,Thu, Nov 20 2008 , By hugo |
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| Bits of News on a Thursday Night |
| Our Blue Jays have made a handle of minor moves on the 40 man roster. Add to the roster are lefty pitchers Ricky Romero and Robert Ray and right hander Luis Perez. Romero and Ray are on our top prospects list at #9 and #12 respectively. Perez pitched in A
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| via Bluebird Banter,Thu, Nov 20 2008 , By rincewind |
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| Today In Bullshit |
| Holy fuck, I sat at my desk at work for like an hour today trying to put into words what a piece of shit Richard Griffin wrote this morning, but was never quite able to put it into words in a way that I felt was truly worthy of the
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| via Drunk Jays Fans,Wed, Nov 19 2008 , By Stoeten http://www.blogger.com/profile/11599405668168100016 noreply@blogger.com |
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| On Sponsors |
| The last couple of weeks have ushered in an unparalleled whirlwind of change. First, Barack Obama was elected President of the United States and then Drunk Jays Fans got sponsors. While munching on a handful of McDonald's french fries and rocking out to Nickelback's latest album, the enormity of the
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| via Drunk Jays Fans,Wed, Nov 19 2008 , By Dustin Parkes http://www.blogger.com/profile/01737138226560178279 dustin.parkes@gmail.com |
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| David From Saskatchewan Is Alive . . . And Living On His Own |
| There's a new date rape centre in Saskatchewan, and it's a half empty apartment in Regina. Only instead of Rohypnol, extended baseball commentary is being used to lull victims into a comatose state
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| via Drunk Jays Fans,Wed, Nov 19 2008 , By Dustin Parkes http://www.blogger.com/profile/01737138226560178279 dustin.parkes@gmail.com |
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| No Free Agents For the Jays |
| Hmmm. So J.P. Ricciardi is at it again. The master of excuses, misdirection, and lowered expectations has kindly informed the baseball world that A.J. Burnett is the Jays' one and only free agent target, and that if A.J. goes elsewhere: "I don't think there's anybody else out there that, for
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| via Bluebird Banter,Wed, Nov 19 2008 , By hugo |
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| Typical Rumblings From Blue Jays Way |
| A lot of Jays fans, after all these years of glorious underachievement, have come to the conclusion that JP Ricciardi is some kind of fucking moron. I don't think P.R. Ricciardi, as Parkes aptly calls him, is at all a fucking moron. In fact, I figure that when he's not
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| via Drunk Jays Fans,Wed, Nov 19 2008 , By Stoeten http://www.blogger.com/profile/11599405668168100016 noreply@blogger.com |
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